
Sarah M.
I don't write reviews. I have never written a review in my life. Walter made me write a review. That should tell you everything you need to know 🦅❤️
Michael R.
Ordered three. Kept one, gave two as gifts. All three people texted me within 48 hours. One of them just sent a photo of their pool. Nobody was in the pool before Walter. Nobody. 😂🇺🇸
Jessica L.
Genuinely the best money I have spent this year. And I bought a grill in April. Walter wins. 🔥🇺🇸
David K.
My neighbor has one of those generic flamingo floats. I have the Eagle MAGA Float. We do not speak but we make eye contact across the fence and she knows. She knows. 🦅🇺🇸
Emily T.
The MAGA Mat is so good looking I almost didn't want to get it wet. Almost. It's been in the pool every single day since it arrived and still looks brand new. Walter builds things to last 💪
James P.
Bought this as a gag gift for my brother. He did not find it funny. He found it incredible. He called me to say thank you. We don't normally do that. Walter brought our family together 🙏🇺🇸
Amanda W.
My dad is 68 years old and has spent more time in the pool this summer than he has in the last decade combined. The Donald Ducky did something to him. I'm not complaining. 😂🦆
Robert H.
I cried a little when I opened the box. Not gonna explain it. Just buy one. 🇺🇸❤️
Lisa C.
Ordered the Commander Chair on a Tuesday, had it by Friday, and by Saturday my neighbor was asking for the link. Walter works fast and it shows. Best float I've ever owned and I've owned a lot of floats 🦅
Chris B.
My husband has not left the pool in 3 days. He eats out there. He naps out there. I think he's filing a change of address. Thanks Walter 🇺🇸
Questions?
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Where do you make the floaties?
Where do you make the floaties?
I make every single one myself right here in the USA — in my own garage. There's no warehouse, no assembly line, no overseas factory. Just me, my materials, and a lot of American pride. Every order gets my full attention before it ships.
How long does shipping take?
How long does shipping take?
Since I make each float by hand to order, I ask for 3–5 business days for me to build and prep it before it ships. I move as fast as I can without cutting corners — and I promise it'll be worth the wait when it arrives.
Are the floaties durable enough for regular pool use?
Are the floaties durable enough for regular pool use?
I wouldn't sell it if it wasn't. I build every float with pool-safe, UV-resistant materials meant to last a full summer and then some. Before anything leaves my garage I check it over myself — I'm not putting my name on something I'm not proud of.
Do you accept returns or exchanges?
Do you accept returns or exchanges?
Because I make each float to order, I'm not able to accept standard returns. But if yours arrives damaged or something's wrong with my work, reach out within 7 days and I'll personally make it right. I stand behind everything I make.
Can I order in bulk for a party or event?
Can I order in bulk for a party or event?
I love a good patriotic gathering — absolutely. For orders of 5 or more floaties, just reach out through my contact page before you order and we'll figure it out together. I'll do my best to take care of you.